WWE RAW Results
New York City, New York
November 16, 2009
WWE RAW Opener:
We open with a shot of Roddy Piper in the back. He says he's back and so is the Piper's Pit. He then introduces actor Luiz Guzman who is promoting the new Old Dogs movie starring John Travolta. Piper says that he's aware Guzman is a chef and he has one of the most famous chef's there with them. Iron Sheik comes out instead and does his usual yelling and bitching about Hogan. He has action figures of him and Hogan that he's using to explain his points, too. They are then joined by the Bella Twins and all five of them do the "Live from New York...it's Monday Night Raw" shtick from SNL.
The Miz comes out to the ring. He asks the crowd if they understand that he's the U.S. Champion. He thought they loved champions like the New York Yankees. He then mocks the baseball team by saying they didn't earn their recent world title, they bought it. He says that's why everyone around the world hates the New Yorkers and their sports franchises. He says he didn't have to buy his title..he earned it..and right now, he's going to prove it. Piper apparently told him earlier that he had to defend his title tonight. His opponent? MVP.
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
The Miz (c) vs MVP
The Miz starts early by unloading a ton of punches before finally being backed off by the ref. It doesn't take long before MVP takes over the offense with a hip toss and a bodyslam. Miz rolls out of the ring to catch his breath, but MVP follows him and gives him a right hand before rolling him back into the ring. While MVP attempts to get back in the ring, Miz kicks him back to the outside and regains control. He rams MVP's head into the ring post, rolls him back in the ring, and gets a two count. Miz applies a headlock, but MVP rallies out of it and then sends Miz flying into the air making him land face first on the mat. A clothesline and he's going "Ballin". He connects and then he tries to hit the Playmaker, but Miz gets out of it. He gets a huge boot of MVP though for his trouble. Miz finally regains control with an elbow. Finish follows with the Skull Crushing Finale and the three count.
WINNER: The Miz Retains
[COMMERCIAL]
Santino Marella vs Chavo Guerrero
Santino has fun with the crowd first by wearing all the New York jerseys. Some got boos, some got cheers. His final two were the Phillies, who got a huge boo, and then the New York Yankees which he ended with before getting the match started. That, of course, got the crowd going. Chavo, glad to get the match started, punched Santino and took early control. He tries to go for the frog splash, but Santino rolls to the other side of the ring. Chavo then goes to the other ring post to attempt the same thing, Santino rolls to the other side. They do that again and the crowd loves it as they start a "Santino" chant. Hornswoggle comes out (in the D-X get up again) and Santino steals the victory with a roll-up.
WINNER: Santino Marella
After The Match: Hornswoggle rolls under the ring as Chavo is looking under there. D-X's music hits and Shawn and Hunter come out to the ring. They throw out their glowsticks like regular and each take a mic. No sign of Chavo anymore. Hunter hypes the crowd and talks about how MSG is the most famous arena in the world. He goes on saying that they wanted to come out and have fun, sell some merchandise, etc..but unfortunately, it's not going to happen. Shawn says it's true. They aren't going to come out and let people know that their book is available on WWEShop.com. They joke about the book some more and then Hunter says what they are really going to talk about is the big fat elephant in the room.
This Sunday, they have the triple threat match. Cena gets quite a bit of boos from the crowd when his name is mentioned. He says him and Shawn are on the same page and are not going to turn on each other. They've come to terms that only one of them can be Champion and they don't care which one as long as the title comes to D-X. Shawn adds that the two of them "will" compete at the pay per view, but the fact is you can't tear D-X apart. He then moves on to Hornswoggle. They know he's under the ring and that he refuses to quit wearing their merchandise. They ask him to come out and they'd consider making him a member of D-X.
Hornswoggle comes out from under the ring, joins them, and starts with some crotch chops. Hunter finally stops him and asks if he wants to be apart of D-X. He shakes his head "yes" and Hunter starts his "Are you ready..." spill. On the final line..."Let's get ready to...", Hunter turns and kicks Hornswoggle in the gut and delivers a Pedigree. The crowd boos a lot after this, but when Shawn gives them their cue to sell "Suck It", they still do. They then get a "little" stretcher out with the D-X logo on it. They place Hornswoggle on it and carry him to the back.
[COMMERCIAL]
We're back and Cole and Lawler put over the history of the WWE/MSG relationship. They air a video recap of the significance of the Garden and its past with the organization.
We see Roddy Piper in the back and he's met by Chris Jericho. Jericho says that he's still not getting any respect by the guest hosts. Piper says he wouldn't want to disrespect him and he's got something special for him. He brings in Chris Masters and has him repeat the titty shaking again. Jericho is grossed out, but the Bella Twins love it and they take Masters away. Piper then walks away after slapping Jericho's chest with the hand he just blew his nose with..
We see Melina and Alicia Fox separately walking toward the ring and their Diva's title match is next.
[COMMERCIAL]
DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Melina (c) versus Alicia Fox
Judah Friedlander from "30 Rock" comes out as the special guest ring announcer and introduces Melina and Fox. The two come out and Alicia tells Friedlander to announce her as the "next Diva's Champion". He says he can't do that because he came to Raw for two reasons. One, to watch Melina's entrance. And two, to announce that this Diva's Championship match is now a lumberjill match. All the diva's come out and surround the ring and we're underway.
A lot of quick action and reversals in the beginning until Fox throws Melina outside for her to get beat up a little bit by the lumberjills. When she gets back in the ring, Fox goes for a pin attempt but only gets two. Melina regains offense after a facebuster and a couple of clotheslines. Fox hits a tiltawhirl backbreaker, but only gets two. Shortly after, Melina finds reverses a move and jumps on Fox's back and does her crazy looking sit-down powerbomb moves and gets the win.
WINNER: Melina Retains
After The Match: All the girls come in and go at it, but Mickie James' team comes out on top and celebrates with Friedlander.
SEGMENT: Roddy Piper Challenges Vince McMahon to a Match
Following the break, Raw guest host Roddy Piper comes out to the ring. He puts over the Garden and the New York fans. He jokes about the camera being too close and he tells the camera man to stand back or he'd kick him in the slacks. Funny. He continues putting over New York and MSG. He talks about embarassing Cyndi Laupe after the "embarassed himself". He then puts over other legends he wrestled right there in the Garden. He said that's proof that you're either bald or dead if you're messing with Rowdy Roddy Piper. He says he can say that because they know he loves them...well, the dead ones do. He's the reason Hulk Hogan has no hair.
He continues by saying he has done some bad things, but he has one more thing to do before he checks out like the rest of them. He says he wants one more match with Vincent Kennedy McMahon! He knows McMahon is a big fan of his because when he did Real Sports w/ Bryant Gumbel, Vince fired him right afterward right there in MSG. He says he knows Vince is in the building and sure enough, the Chairman makes his way out to the ring.
Vince makes fun of Roddy Piper's dye job on his hair. Vince agrees that Piper has done some horrible things in the Garden, but the worst thing he's ever done is show up. He says Mother Nature hasn't been too kind to Piper. Vince continues to make fun of Piper's run-down appearance. He then says the only thing that hasn't dried up and withered away is his kilt. If he were to fight Piper, his forefathers would be ashamed of him. Piper says that there's plenty of other things people are ashamed of Vince for and the two continue keep going back and forth. Vince says he looks better and has beaten all of the people he stepped in the ring with, including Austin, Rock, Triple H, etc. and unless there's better competition out there, he's officially retiring from ring action.
Piper says he's done playing games and calls Vince a coward. He says he's not sane and that's what Vince needs to be afraid of. He's beaten cancer and he can beat Vince. He doesn't want the match at a WrestleMania or a pay per view. He wants the match in front of the people who made Vince a billionaire. He says he'll be here later and challenges McMahon to be there too. Piper leaves and McMahon starts talking, but they cut to promoting the main event triple threat match. Not sure what happened, but we cut to a break.
[COMMERCIAL]
SEGMENT: Sheamus Challenges Anyone From The Back, Attacks Lawler
Sheamus comes out, gets on the mic and says that he's challenging anyone in the back to come out and face him because he wants to make another impact. No one comes right away and Sheamus gets out of the ring and hands the mic to announcer Justin Roberts. He then starts choking out another WWE employee and knees him in the stomach. He slides him across the announce table and throws him off the other side. Jerry Lawler then comes from behind the table and before he can say anything, Sheamus delivers a huge boot to his face. No one ever comes out to challenge him though, so he leaves and head to the back.
[COMMERCIAL]
We're back and Matt Striker has taken Lawler's place at the announce table and the two run down Survivor Series.
Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger
We're back and Swagger has control with a bearhug. Bourne fights his way out, but Swagger hits a big clothesline from behind to stay on the offense. He tries a suplex, but Swagger knees out of it and tries a quick roll up, but only gets two. Bourne hits a dropkick, charges Swagger in the corner, but two reversals and Bourne goes up top and hits the flying knees. He tries a moonsault off the other ring post, but Swagger catches him and rams him into the other corner. He then delivers the powerbomb and gets the three count.
WINNER: Jack Swagger
We cut to Roddy Piper walking to the ring in the back and that potential street fight between him and Vince McMahon is next.
[COMMERCIAL]
SEGMENT: Orton Accepts Piper's Challenge, Kofi/Orton Fight
We're back and Piper's in the ring waiting for Vince. He asks for the microphone, but before he can say anything, Randy Orton comes out. Orton says he doesn't know if McMahon is coming out or not, but he does know that Piper has a big problem..because he's here. He says putting Piper down would relieve his stress, so if it's a fight that he wants, well...and a big boot to Piper's gut. Piper tries calling for a time-out as he raises to his feet. He then throws a cheap shot punch to Orton's face, but the offense didn't last long as Orton goes crazy with punches and kicks.
Orton's about to go for a big kick to Piper's head, but he's cut off by Kofi Kingston's music (it looked like the music started too late, by the way). The two of them fight their way out of the ring and Kofi throws Orton over the gaurdrail and they take it into the crowd. Kofi jumps on Orton in the middle of the crowd and starts nailing him with punches. Orton fights back and the two go back and forth. They come back to the ring area and Orton takes the offense. He rams Kofi's head into the steel steps. They go back in the ring and Orton slingshots Kofi's neck into the bottom rope.
Orton attempts the punt to the head, but Kofi counters with a crossbody. They go back outside and Kofi rams Orton into the guardrail before throwing him back over the guardrail again. This time, they are in an open space next to the crowd. The two keep going back and forth as referees finally come out and try to stop the action. Each of them keep breaking free though a couple of times and jumping the other again. Orton tries to crawl away begging for mercy, but Kofi doesn't hold back. Kofi throws Orton off one level of the stands to a lower one in what looks like a technical production area. He takes a lid to one of the production cases and nails Orton in the head with it.
Kofi continues his beatdown while the crowd starts a big "Kofi" chant. Kofi then goes back to the higher level and is planning on jumping on to Orton while he's motionless on a table below. However, the refs drag him off of the rail. He escapes and goes back up anyway, leaps off and nails a HIGH double legdrop. One hell of a spot. We cut to break as Kofi being held back by refs (finally) looks over the lifeless body of Orton.
Main event is next...
[COMMERCIAL]
John Cena is in the back following the break talking about tonight making history with the main event. While he's talking about the triple threat match at Survivor Series being a handicap match, he is interrupted by some employee with a message on a note. Cena asks if he's sure it's real. They say yes and apparently the note just said something about it not being a handicap match. Rather, it's a triple threat match. Confusing (to me anyway)...
As JeriShow makes their way to the ring, we cut to our last break.
[COMMERCIAL]
MAIN EVENT: D-X vs JeriShow vs Undertaker & John Cena
A quick aside, the Undertaker went retro with his entrance including drones lining up with fire down the sides of the entrance way. Very cool. Jericho, Cena, and HBK start the match. Rules are that you can only tag your partner. Jericho quickly tags in Big Show. That prompts HBK to tag in Triple H. And yes, John Cena tagged in Undertaker. The three "big men" come to the middle. Hunter and Taker stare each other down before turning their attention to Big Show. They double team him until Undertaker clotheslines him out of the ring. He then catches Hunter off guard with a clothesline.
Hunter reverses an irish whip and hits a huge spinebuster on Undertaker. Shawn asks for the tag and him and the Undertaker come face to face. The Ric Flair slaps to the chest from Michaels to Taker. Undertaker throws Shawn over the top rope, but Shawn keeps hold of the top rope and tries pulling himself back into the ring. Undertaker catches him but Big Show takes them both by surprise from behind. Show tags in Jericho and he quickly applies the Walls of Jericho on Shawn. Taker grabs Jericho's throat and Cena tags himself in. He then delivers a running bulldog to Jericho before Shawn attacks him from behind. Hunter gets tagged in and him and Cena double team Jericho before they finally start going at it. Big Show cuts them short though with a double chokeslam
Undertaker then comes in and takes Big Show outside of the ring. Big Show reverses a whip and rams Undertaker into the guardrail. Back in the ring, Jericho tries to go for a cover on Cena, but a kick out at two. Hunter makes the hot tag to HBK and he comes in firing at Jericho. Knee drop, bodyslam, and the big elbow. He starts tuning up the band, goes for Cena, but Cena ducks and takes over the offense with a side slam. He does the Five Knuckle Shuffle and then takes HBK up on his shoulder for the Attitude Adjustment. While HBK is on Cena's shoulders, Hunter tags himself in and takes control.
Hunter hits a spinebuster on Cena and attempts the Pedigree, but Big Show interupts with a huge headbutt. Shawn then hits Show with the Sweet Chin Music. Jericho a Codebreaker on HBK. Undertaker a HUGE chokeslam on Jericho. Hunter then clotheslines Undertaker over the top rope. Cena nails the Attitude Adjustment on Hunter and gets the three count.
WINNERS: John Cena and The Undertaker
After The Match: Undertaker hits a Tombstone Piledriver on Cena and Raw goes off the air with the dark arena, Undertaker on one knee, and everyone left out cold around him
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Tuesday, November 17
Tuesday, November 10
Raw Report: Sheffield, England, United Kingdom
SHEFFIELD, England – Raw’s special guest host, boxing great Ricky Hatton, knows how to pack the kind of wallop that brings a crowd to their feet, and the Englishman did just that by overseeing a powerful Raw that even saw World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker make an appearance. DX def. Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show in a Non-Title Match; WWE Champion John Cena & World Heavyweight Champion Undertaker will team up next week
Two weeks before Survivor Series, Triple H & Shawn Michaels offered WWE Champion John Cena a preview of what awaits him in that trio’s Triple Threat Match. The DX duo faced down Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show, who themselves will combat World Heavyweight Champion Undertaker in their own battle of three.
With The Champ looking on from the announcer’s table, the teams punished one another until The World’s Largest Athlete attempted to seal Michaels’ fate. As HBK fended off an attack from Jericho, Show illegally charged him. When Show attempted to land a knock out punch on Michaels, though, he accidentally connected with his partner, allowing HBK to score the pin.
While the turn of events was unforeseen, the biggest surprise came after the match. The WWE Champion revealed that next week’s Raw will include a Triple Threat Tag Team Match involving three teams: DX, Jeri-Show and … John Cena & The Undertaker! Each of the teams appeared as stunned as the WWE Universe as the World Heavyweight Champion slowly and deliberately walked down the entrance ramp, eyeing his opponents.
“Rowdy” Roddy Piper will be Raw’s special guest host next week
When Raw rolls into Madison Square Garden next week, the week’s special guest host will be a man familiar with the energy and history contained within the World’s Most Famous Arena: WWE Hall of Famer “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.
Ricky Hatton def. Chavo Guerrero
Maybe Chavo Guerrero has been wearing his bandana too tight lately. How else to explain why he would face down Ricky Hatton in a “Boxer vs. Wrestler” Match? As a two-time IBF welterweight champion and former unified light welterweight champion, Hatton bided his time, avoiding Chavo’s clutch and waiting for just the right moment. That moment arrived several minutes into the bout when Hatton escaped from a waist lock and landed a devastating right hook to Chavo’s face to put him down for the count.
Randy Orton def. Mark Henry
A slap at the hand of Kofi Kingston may have been all the incentive Randy Orton needed in his match against Mark Henry. The former WWE Champion battled The World’s Strongest Man in a match that saw both Superstars on the verge of victory. In the end, The Viper struck Henry and pinned him for the three-count.
Never one to swallow his pride easily, Orton ambushed Kingston as he attended to Henry. The Viper returned a slap he’d received earlier, but Kingston quickly returned fire before Orton could dart outside the ring.
Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase confronted Kofi Kingston, MVP & Mark Henry in the VIP Lounge
Montel Vontavious Porter, with Mark Henry at his side, welcomed the captain of their Survivor Series team, Kofi Kingston, to his VIP Lounge. The three toasted Kingston’s fortitude in standing up to Randy Orton over the past several weeks.
Not surprisingly, The Viper took issue. As captain of the opposing Survivor Series team, Orton, with Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase in tow, confronted Kingston and his pals. After The Viper offended the trio, Kingston had heard enough. He slapped Orton across the face and showed that he’s not about to be bullied.
Evan Bourne def. Jack Swagger
It looks like Jack Swagger bit off more than he could chew, which is saying a lot for a guy with a mouth as big as his. Earlier this year, “The All-American American” promised he would remain undefeated for remainder of 2009. Swagger didn’t count on the high-flying determination of his Evan Bourne. The two-time collegiate All-American may have been trying to win over his Survivor Series team captain, The Miz, who watched the bout from ringside, but he only succeeded in losing the match, along with his dignity.
Sheamus def. A local competitor
The English and their Irish neighbors share a complicated history of aggression and brutality dating back centuries. In that sense, Sheamus, a proud Irishman, proved himself a staunch traditionalist. One week after punishing Jamie Noble, The Celtic Warrior stomped into England and destroyed one of their own, a local Sheffield wrestler, but not before bragging to the assembled masses that his brutality had effectively ended Noble’s career. Sheamus has proven so impressive since his Raw debut two weeks ago, in fact, that United States Champion The Miz recruited him for his team during the Survivor Series Traditional Elimination Tag Team Match.
Alicia Fox def. Kelly Kelly
Accompanied to the ring by Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly hoped to make amends for coming up just shy in the Diva Battle Royal last week. To accomplish this, she would face the Diva who won the match and the right to face Divas Champion Melina, Alicia Fox. Unfortunately for Kelly Kelly, Alicia continued her winning ways and will compete for the Butterfly gold next week in Madison Square Garden.
Wednesday, November 4
Smackdown Report: Friday 6th November 2009
Date to be Aired: Friday 6th November 2009
*Smackdown opens with World champion The Undertaker discussing his Survivor Series title defense. Chris Jericho comes out and says he, not the Taker, is the true Phenom of the WWE. Taker grabs him by the throat. Jericho fights back but Taker gets the upper hand and Jericho retreats.
*The Rey Mysteiro and Batista video package was shown again.
Match One:
*Dolph Ziggler and The Hart Dynasty over John Morrison and Cryme Time. Ziggler hit his finisher on Shad for the win. Morrison appeared to injure his ribs during the very early part of the match and tagged out quickly.
*Josh Matthews conducted a sit down interview with Rey Mysterio. He spoke about Batista turning his back on him and vowed that Batista will see a side of Rey that he's never seen before.
Squash Match:
*Beth Phoenix over a local female wrestler in squash match.
Match Two:
*Drew McIntyre defeated Jimmy Wang Yang.
*Batista did a quick backstage interview with Josh Matthews. When they did a close up of Dave's face you could see his lovely nose stud.
Match Three:
*Rey Mysterio over Mike Knox. A solid match. Rey won with the 619/Splash combo.
Match Four:
*R-Truth defeated CM Punk when referee Scott Armstrong gave him a fast count. Afterwards, Punk complained and said he was going to file a complaint to the higher-ups.
*Backstage with Mickie James, Layla, and Michelle McCool. McCool talked down to James, then gave it back to McCool, and also called Layla "Scary Spice."
*A quick Batista/Hardy recap was shown.
*A Wrestlemania 26 promo was shown.
*Matt Hardy was interviewed by Josh Matthews.
Main Event:
*Matt Hardy over Batista via DQ. Batista dominated the match, but also received the first boring chants of the night. This was kind of a lackluster way to end the night.
Tuesday, November 3
WWE Raw Report:- November 02, 2009
WWE Raw Report
Date:- 02-11-2009
Report by WWEAdikt
- Tonight’s WWE RAW opens with “Crazy Train” playing. Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne appear in the ring and the crowd loves it. Ozzy laughs and says “all aboard….” Sharon says this isn’t the first time Ozzy has been in a WWE ring and we flash back to his appearance at WrestleMania years ago and on SmackDown a few years back. Sharon asks Ozzy if he remembers that and he says no. The music hits and out comes The Miz.
The WWE United States Champion makes his way to the ring and Ozzy gets up off his throne. Miz asks Sharon if it’s going to be a crazy night and she calls him a little boy. Miz says he is a bigger star than Ozzy and his entire family combined. Sharon mocks him and calls him a little boy again. Miz tells them to pay close attention to what he is about to say. He says he got robbed of his match against Evan Bourne last week due to outside interference. He tells Ozzy and Sharon to strike his loss from the record and have the referee overturn the decision. Ozzy asks him who the bloody hell he is. Miz says he’s awesome when Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase make their way to the ring.
Legacy hit the ring and say it’s petty for Miz to complain about losing by count out because they have a real problem. Cody talks about buying the NASCAR car for Randy Orton last week and Ted cuts him off, saying he paid more for it. They talk about Kofi Kingston destroying the car. They tell Ozzy to put them in a handicap match against Kofi tonight. Miz tells them to wait his return. Sharon keeps saying “really.” Big Show’s music hits and out he comes to the ring.
Show looks pissed off as he makes his way into the ring. Show tells Ozzy and Sharon not to listen to these whiners and complainers. He says he was betrayed and physically assaulted by the entire RAW roster last week. Show demands an apology. Ozzy tells him he’s sorry. Show says no, he wants the entire RAW roster to come out and apologize and if he doesn’t, they are all going to get one of these.. and holds up his fist. Ozzy yells Sharon’s name. DX’s music hits next and out they come to a big pop.
Shawn and Triple H shake the hands of Ozzy and Sharon and calls Show, Miz and Legacy ratings killers. Triple H pulls out Ozzy’s new book and plugs it. HBK pulls out the new DX book and they plug that too. Ozzy is awesome. Miz tells them this isn’t time for shameless plugs, this is serious. Triple H says if Miz wants his loss taken off the books, watch this. He whispers something to Ozzy. Ozzy says Miz is going to face Evan Bourne tonight for the US Title. HBK addresses Legacy and shamelessly plugs WrestleMania tickets going on sale this weekend. HBK whispers in Sharon’s ear and she announces Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton for tonight. Show says maybe he doesn’t want an apology, maybe he wants a warm-up for Survivor Series. He proposes John Cena vs. Triple H vs. HBK tonight and whispers in Ozzy’s ear. Ozzy announces John Cena vs. Chris Jericho vs. Big Show, after Triple H whispers in his ear. Show doesn’t like this and whines to Sharon. She says Ozzy has the final word and if Show isn’t down with that, she has two words for him… the crowd finishes the rest. DX celebrate in the ring with Ozzy and Sharon as the other Superstars leave the ring. Ozzy does the DX pose with HBK and HHH while Sharon throws an X up. We go to commercial.
WWE United States Title Match: The Miz vs. Evan Bourne
Back from the break and we get introductions for this match. WWE United States Champion The Miz is waiting in the ring as Evan Bourne makes his way down. The bell rings and they get ready to go at it. Miz strikes first with kicks and a big knee. Miz puts a knee to the head in the ropes.
Back and forth until Bourne takes Miz down with a head scissors and kick to the face. Miz goes to the floor and Bourne flies over the top with knees. Bourne brings Miz back in the ring for a 2 count. Miz takes control back and drops Bourne’s gut over the top rope. Miz with kicks to the ribs now and a submission hold. Bourne breaks out of the hold with a 2 count. Miz with rights to the gut. He goes for a suplex but Bourne counters it with a knee to the head and a 2 count. Bourne with another knee to the head. Miz falls back into the corner. Bourne charges and ends up with a kick off the second rope for another 2 count. Miz catches Bourne with a jawbreaker but runs into a big boot in the corner. Bourne goes up top for the Shooting Star Splash. Miz moves and Bourne lands on his feet. Miz hip tosses Bourne into the corner and hits the Skull Crushing Finale for the pinfall and the win.
Winner: The Miz
- Back from commercial and Josh Matthews is backstage with Sheamus. Matthews says Sheamus is facing Jamie Noble tonight and asks if he will do anything to impress Ozzy Osbourne tonight. Sheamus says Ozzy’s career should have been over a long time ago and after tonight, Jamie Noble’s career will be over. We go to ringside where Cole and Lawler hype up Sheamus.
Sheamus vs. Jamie Noble
The music hits and out comes Sheamus while Jamie Noble is already waiting in the ring. The bell rings and Sheamus charges Noble, knocking him down. He whips him in the opposite corner and starts dropping knees to the back. Noble rolls to the floor and Sheamus follows. Sheamus throws Jamie hard into the ring post and brings him back in the ring. Sheamus with a big clothesline to the back of the head and more kicks.
Sheamus continues to dominate Noble and drops him over his knee. Sheamus hits the big pump kick to the head and Noble goes back down. Sheamus goes for the pin but breaks it at the 2 count. Sheamus tosses Noble into the corner and unloads with rights and kicks. The ref pulls him off but he goes right back at it. Noble is down in the corner. The referee calls for the bell after checking on him. Sheamus takes Noble to the top and hits him with more rights. Sheamus runs and kicks Noble off the top turnbuckle and down to the floor. Sheamus goes to the floor and powerbombs Noble on the concrete. WWE officials rush down and check on Noble, who appears to be in all kinds of pain. Sheamus backs up the ramp as they bring a stretcher out for Noble. We go to replays. The match is announced as the referee calling it but no winner is announced. Sheamus stands on top of the ramp smiling as they load Noble up on the stretcher and we go to another replay. We go to commercial.
- We come back from break and Lawler and Cole promise an update on Jamie Noble’s condition later tonight. We cut back to last week’s RAW where Randy Orton threw Kofi Kingston off the stage and later on where Kofi destroyed Orton’s NASCAR given to him by Legacy. We see Kofi backstage making his way to the ring when Josh Matthews stops him. He asks Kofi if he has regrets from last week. Kofi says Orton is blaming someone else for his problems, like a bully. Kofi talks about destroying the car but says he left the mirror on it so Orton can take a look at why he’s on longer WWE Champion. He says he doesn’t regret a thing and we go to commercial.
Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston
Back from the break and Randy Orton makes his way to the ring after we get a plug for Ozzy’s new book. Orton wastes no time getting to the ring and he’s pissed. Out next is Kofi Kingston. The bell rings and Orton taunts Kofi a bit. They talk trash and slap each other. Kofi with right hands and kicks. Orton takes him to the corner and beats him down. The referee has to break it up.
Orton works over Kofi some more and the crowd chants for Kofi. Kofi ducks a clothesline and hits a big dropkick. Kofi clotheslines Orton over the top to the floor and comes out after him. Kofi with a big right hand and he brings Orton back in the ring. Legacy rush down and Orton gets thrown over the top onto them. Kofi runs the ropes and dives onto all three Legacy members on the floor. Kofi enters the ring and they surround it. Ozzy and Sharon appear on the big screen. They make this a 6 man tag match. Ozzy says let the madness begin and out comes Mark Henry and MVP.
Mark Henry, MVP and Kofi Kingston vs. Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton
MVP and Mark Henry make their way down to the ring as Legacy look around confused. We go to commercial break. Back from the break and Ted is going at it with Kofi in the ring. Cody comes in and Kofi tosses him across the ring. Orton comes in and Kofi takes him out. He goes back to work on Ted and tags in MVP. They hit the Ballin’ elbow and Boom Drop at the same time. MVP with a 2 count on Ted.
Henry is tagged in and he drops Ted with a headbutt. Henry misses a clothesline and Ted dropkicks his knee. Cody comes in and they double team Henry before he double clotheslines them to the mat. Henry slings Cody into the opposite corner. He tags in MVP who runs into Cody’s boots. Cody goes to work on MVP. Ted is tagged in and stops a MVP suplex. They double team MVP and Ted hits a leg sweep for a 1 count. Orton is tagged in and they keep MVP in their corner. Orton distracts the ref while Legacy tries to double team MVP. Orton with more stomps in the corner. Ted is tagged back in. He drops an elbow and kicks MVP in the head for a 2 count. Another tag to Cody this time.
Cody continues to work over MVP. MVP fights out of it but gets hit by a big dropkick. 2 count by Cody. Orton is tagged back in. He starts stomping on MVP and hits a dropkick for a 2 count. MVP fights out of the corner on all of Legacy but Orton drops him to the mat again. Orton goes for a big knee drop and MVP moves. Orton hits it this time and gets another 2 count. Orton with a headlock. They go back and forth until MVP hits a big clothesline. Kofi is almost tagged in when Orton knocks him off the apron. Ted comes in and they continue to work on MVP. MVP hits an overhead toss on Ted and tags in Mark Henry as Cody comes in. Henry takes Ted and Cody out. He nails a big splash in the corner on Cody. Henry goes for a big slam when Orton breaks it up. Orton goes for an RKO but Kofi stops it with a dropkick. Cody goes to the top and tries for a crossbody on Henry. Henry catches him in mid-air and hits the World’s Strongest Slam for the pinfall and the win.
Winners: MVP, Mark Henry and Kofi Kingston
- Before we go to commercial, Lawler plugs a segment called “RAW’s Got Talent” which will be hosted by Ozzy and Sharon when we come back.
- Back from commercial and Jerry Lawler is in the ring. Ozzy and Sharon are sitting at a table. Lawler says this is going to be Ozzy and Sharon’s “RAW’s Got Talent” show. Lawler brings out Ozzy and Sharon’s third judge, The Great Khali. Out comes Khali, in a suit, with Runjin Singh. Khali takes a seat and says something. Lawler interprets for Khali and says he has a huge crush on Kelly Osbourne. Sharon says they would love Khali as a son-in-law. Lawler introduces the first contestant, Santino Marella. Santino will be singing Ozzy’s hit “Bark at the Moon.” Santino stumbles out to the stage dressed like a bad looking rock star. Santino says he’s not singing this song because he’s not a dog. Santino says he’s going to bite the head off a bit, like Ozzy infamously did. Santino pulls out a Batman action figure and bits the head off it. Sharon calls it rubbish and Santino loses.
Lawler introduces Chris Masters next, who will be doing an art performance done to Crazy Train. Masters comes out. Crazy Train starts playing and Masters starts flexing his pecs to the music. Sharon and Ozzy seem to like it. They give him the loser sound on the buzzer. Ozzy tells him to buy a bra but Sharon says he’s gorgeous. Ranjin says Khali found it oddly mesmerizing. Lawler introduces next, Chavo Guerrero and Jillian Hall. Apparently they will be singing a duet. Jillian comes out and says she’s such a big fan. They’re going to do Close My Eyes Forever, by Ozzy and Lita Ford. Jillian starts singing and everyone, including Ozzy and Sharon hate it. Chavo isn’t much better. Ozzy says he’s going to rename the song Close My Ears Forever. Jillian says they don’t know talent, Sharon has always been jealous of Lita Ford and she’s not even an Ozzy fan. Sharon tells her to get down to the ring. Chavo and Jillian come down talking junk. Jillian starts singing Britney Spears in Sharon’s face. Sharon stands up and clubs her in the side of the head. Chavo tells Ozzy to control his wife. Ozzy says he can’t control her and tells Chavo to. Chavo says maybe he will. He gets in Sharon’s face and they talk trash. Khali stands up and decks Chavo, knocking him to the mat. The music hits and out comes Hornswoggle, dressed like Jack Osbourne. It’s Jackswoggle. He nails the tadpole splash on Chavo and celebrates with Ozzy and Sharon. Crazy Train plays again as they all celebrate in the ring.
- We see Kelly Kelly, The Bella Twins, Gail Kim and Eve Torres in the back. Cole hypes a Divas Battle Royal to determine a new #1 contender as we go to commercial.
Divas Title #1 Contender Battle Royal
Back from the break and it’s Eve, Gail Kim, Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, The Bella Twins in the ring. The bell rings and they all go at it. Kelly tries to eliminate Alicia and Gail goes at it with one of the Bellas. Gail with a neckbreaker. The other Bella saves her sister. We see Melina in the back watching on a big screen. Kelly and Gail try to dump one of the Bellas but Gail gets eliminated. Kelly and Gail look at each other confused. Jack Swagger starts walking down as Eve clotheslines Alicia.
Eve clotheslines Kelly, Alicia and the Bellas. She eliminates both Bella Twins. Alicia eliminates Eve through the ropes. Swagger looks at Eve and shakes his head. Kelly picks Alicia up on her shoulders and tries to eliminate her but she hangs on. Kelly hits her springboard elbow in the corner but Alicia dumps her over the top rope out of nowhere for the win.
Winner and New #1 Contender to the Divas Title: Alicia Fox
- We go to ringside with Cole and Lawler. They talk about Sheamus’ attack on Jamie Noble earlier and show a replay. They say Noble isn’t doing good and wish him the best. We go to more replays from the night and plug the Triple Threat main event for tonight. Back to commercial.
- Back from the break. Cole and Lawler talk about the situation on SmackDown between Rey Mysterio and Batista. We cut to a video package from SmackDown.
- Back from the break and Ozzy and Sharon are talking backstage. Chris Jericho walks in and says they have been making a mockery of RAW like every other host has and have shown him no respect. He says he has talent and he is the best in the world at what he does. Jericho says when he was growing up, Ozzy was his hero. Jericho rips on the fans and says he’s better than Ozzy. Sharon and Ozzy disagree. He says if they ever disrespect him again, that will be the ultimate sin. Jericho walks off and Ozzy asks who that joke was.
- We cut to DX backstage talking about meeting with their lawyers. The camera pans out and Hornswoggle, dressed as Jack Osbourne, is hanging on a hook on the wall. They want him to stop the gimmick infringement. HBK says if he does it again, he’s in big trouble. John Cena walks up and takes Hornswoggle off the hook. Cena says Hornswoggle is the reason they’re all fighting at Survivor Series. Hornswoggle makes some noise and walks off. Triple H says he’s not sweating Survivor Series too much because he beat Cena a few weeks ago. HBK talks about being in England next week and reminds Cena about their match last year in England. Cena says we beat each other all the time and looks over at the Bella Twins. They walk off and Cena says that didn’t come out right. HBK says DX has a mathematical probability of walking out of Survivor Series with the WWE Title. Cena reminds them they can beat up on each other in the match also. Cena says while they have 2 words for everybody, he has 4… the Champ is here. Cena does a cheesy grin and walks off stage. DX try to stretch the comedy again and we go to another break.
- Back from the break and DX is joining Cole and Lawler at ringside for commentary.
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho vs. Big Show
As DX takes a seat at ringside, the WWE Champion John Cena makes his way to the ring for tonight’s Triple Threat main event. Out next is one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho followed by his partner Big Show. As Show finishes his entrance, we go to commercial.
Back from the break and Show is working Cena over on the floor. Cena counters him and goes back in the ring against Jericho. Cena with a suplex on Jericho and a 2 count. Show trips Cena as he runs the ropes and pulls him out to the floor. Show works Cena over and tosses him into the fan barrier. Show throws him in the ring and Jericho gets a 2 count on him. Jericho and Show exchange words before beating down Cena some more. Show with a big suplex on Cena.
Cena fights back on Show and Jericho but gets knocked out of the air by Big Show. Jericho with right hands on Cena. Jericho holds Cena while Show hits him with a big chop. Show and Jericho continue to dominate Cena. Jericho with a backdrop on Cena. “Vintage DX” on commentary tonight. They launch Cena into the opposite corner and he goes down.
Show charges Cena in the corner but he moves out of the way. Cena hip tosses Jericho and hits the running bulldog. Show comes back and spears Cena. Jericho hits the Lionsault and goes for a pin but Show breaks the pin. Show and Jericho have words. Jericho shoves him and slaps him. Show tosses Jericho over the top rope and goes for a knockout punch on Cena. Cena ducks it and fights back. Show goes for a chokeslam but Cena slides out of it. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Show falls on top of him. Show climbs to the second rope for the Vader Bomb. Cena rolls out of the way. Show runs into a boot of Cena in the corner, and another. Cena knocks Show through the ropes with a shoulder. Jericho comes in and Cena hits his usual set of moves. Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Jericho and goes for an Attitude Adjustment. As he picks Jericho up, Show is on the apron and hits Cena with the knockout punch. Jericho takes advantage and gets the pinfall and the win.
Winner: Chris Jericho
After the match, Jericho locks on the Walls of Jericho while Show applies the clutch at the same time. DX rush the ring but Show takes HBK out with the knockout punch. Triple H tries to fight back but Jericho drops him with the Codebreaker. Big Show and Jericho celebrate in the ring while DX and Cena are laid out. We go to replays. RAW goes off the air with the Tag Team Champions on the ramp as DX and Cena try to recover in the ring.
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- Tonight’s WWE RAW opens with “Crazy Train” playing. Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne appear in the ring and the crowd loves it. Ozzy laughs and says “all aboard….” Sharon says this isn’t the first time Ozzy has been in a WWE ring and we flash back to his appearance at WrestleMania years ago and on SmackDown a few years back. Sharon asks Ozzy if he remembers that and he says no. The music hits and out comes The Miz.
The WWE United States Champion makes his way to the ring and Ozzy gets up off his throne. Miz asks Sharon if it’s going to be a crazy night and she calls him a little boy. Miz says he is a bigger star than Ozzy and his entire family combined. Sharon mocks him and calls him a little boy again. Miz tells them to pay close attention to what he is about to say. He says he got robbed of his match against Evan Bourne last week due to outside interference. He tells Ozzy and Sharon to strike his loss from the record and have the referee overturn the decision. Ozzy asks him who the bloody hell he is. Miz says he’s awesome when Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase make their way to the ring.
Legacy hit the ring and say it’s petty for Miz to complain about losing by count out because they have a real problem. Cody talks about buying the NASCAR car for Randy Orton last week and Ted cuts him off, saying he paid more for it. They talk about Kofi Kingston destroying the car. They tell Ozzy to put them in a handicap match against Kofi tonight. Miz tells them to wait his return. Sharon keeps saying “really.” Big Show’s music hits and out he comes to the ring.
Show looks pissed off as he makes his way into the ring. Show tells Ozzy and Sharon not to listen to these whiners and complainers. He says he was betrayed and physically assaulted by the entire RAW roster last week. Show demands an apology. Ozzy tells him he’s sorry. Show says no, he wants the entire RAW roster to come out and apologize and if he doesn’t, they are all going to get one of these.. and holds up his fist. Ozzy yells Sharon’s name. DX’s music hits next and out they come to a big pop.
Shawn and Triple H shake the hands of Ozzy and Sharon and calls Show, Miz and Legacy ratings killers. Triple H pulls out Ozzy’s new book and plugs it. HBK pulls out the new DX book and they plug that too. Ozzy is awesome. Miz tells them this isn’t time for shameless plugs, this is serious. Triple H says if Miz wants his loss taken off the books, watch this. He whispers something to Ozzy. Ozzy says Miz is going to face Evan Bourne tonight for the US Title. HBK addresses Legacy and shamelessly plugs WrestleMania tickets going on sale this weekend. HBK whispers in Sharon’s ear and she announces Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton for tonight. Show says maybe he doesn’t want an apology, maybe he wants a warm-up for Survivor Series. He proposes John Cena vs. Triple H vs. HBK tonight and whispers in Ozzy’s ear. Ozzy announces John Cena vs. Chris Jericho vs. Big Show, after Triple H whispers in his ear. Show doesn’t like this and whines to Sharon. She says Ozzy has the final word and if Show isn’t down with that, she has two words for him… the crowd finishes the rest. DX celebrate in the ring with Ozzy and Sharon as the other Superstars leave the ring. Ozzy does the DX pose with HBK and HHH while Sharon throws an X up. We go to commercial.
WWE United States Title Match: The Miz vs. Evan Bourne
Back from the break and we get introductions for this match. WWE United States Champion The Miz is waiting in the ring as Evan Bourne makes his way down. The bell rings and they get ready to go at it. Miz strikes first with kicks and a big knee. Miz puts a knee to the head in the ropes.
Back and forth until Bourne takes Miz down with a head scissors and kick to the face. Miz goes to the floor and Bourne flies over the top with knees. Bourne brings Miz back in the ring for a 2 count. Miz takes control back and drops Bourne’s gut over the top rope. Miz with kicks to the ribs now and a submission hold. Bourne breaks out of the hold with a 2 count. Miz with rights to the gut. He goes for a suplex but Bourne counters it with a knee to the head and a 2 count. Bourne with another knee to the head. Miz falls back into the corner. Bourne charges and ends up with a kick off the second rope for another 2 count. Miz catches Bourne with a jawbreaker but runs into a big boot in the corner. Bourne goes up top for the Shooting Star Splash. Miz moves and Bourne lands on his feet. Miz hip tosses Bourne into the corner and hits the Skull Crushing Finale for the pinfall and the win.
Winner: The Miz
- Back from commercial and Josh Matthews is backstage with Sheamus. Matthews says Sheamus is facing Jamie Noble tonight and asks if he will do anything to impress Ozzy Osbourne tonight. Sheamus says Ozzy’s career should have been over a long time ago and after tonight, Jamie Noble’s career will be over. We go to ringside where Cole and Lawler hype up Sheamus.
Sheamus vs. Jamie Noble
The music hits and out comes Sheamus while Jamie Noble is already waiting in the ring. The bell rings and Sheamus charges Noble, knocking him down. He whips him in the opposite corner and starts dropping knees to the back. Noble rolls to the floor and Sheamus follows. Sheamus throws Jamie hard into the ring post and brings him back in the ring. Sheamus with a big clothesline to the back of the head and more kicks.
Sheamus continues to dominate Noble and drops him over his knee. Sheamus hits the big pump kick to the head and Noble goes back down. Sheamus goes for the pin but breaks it at the 2 count. Sheamus tosses Noble into the corner and unloads with rights and kicks. The ref pulls him off but he goes right back at it. Noble is down in the corner. The referee calls for the bell after checking on him. Sheamus takes Noble to the top and hits him with more rights. Sheamus runs and kicks Noble off the top turnbuckle and down to the floor. Sheamus goes to the floor and powerbombs Noble on the concrete. WWE officials rush down and check on Noble, who appears to be in all kinds of pain. Sheamus backs up the ramp as they bring a stretcher out for Noble. We go to replays. The match is announced as the referee calling it but no winner is announced. Sheamus stands on top of the ramp smiling as they load Noble up on the stretcher and we go to another replay. We go to commercial.
- We come back from break and Lawler and Cole promise an update on Jamie Noble’s condition later tonight. We cut back to last week’s RAW where Randy Orton threw Kofi Kingston off the stage and later on where Kofi destroyed Orton’s NASCAR given to him by Legacy. We see Kofi backstage making his way to the ring when Josh Matthews stops him. He asks Kofi if he has regrets from last week. Kofi says Orton is blaming someone else for his problems, like a bully. Kofi talks about destroying the car but says he left the mirror on it so Orton can take a look at why he’s on longer WWE Champion. He says he doesn’t regret a thing and we go to commercial.
Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston
Back from the break and Randy Orton makes his way to the ring after we get a plug for Ozzy’s new book. Orton wastes no time getting to the ring and he’s pissed. Out next is Kofi Kingston. The bell rings and Orton taunts Kofi a bit. They talk trash and slap each other. Kofi with right hands and kicks. Orton takes him to the corner and beats him down. The referee has to break it up.
Orton works over Kofi some more and the crowd chants for Kofi. Kofi ducks a clothesline and hits a big dropkick. Kofi clotheslines Orton over the top to the floor and comes out after him. Kofi with a big right hand and he brings Orton back in the ring. Legacy rush down and Orton gets thrown over the top onto them. Kofi runs the ropes and dives onto all three Legacy members on the floor. Kofi enters the ring and they surround it. Ozzy and Sharon appear on the big screen. They make this a 6 man tag match. Ozzy says let the madness begin and out comes Mark Henry and MVP.
Mark Henry, MVP and Kofi Kingston vs. Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton
MVP and Mark Henry make their way down to the ring as Legacy look around confused. We go to commercial break. Back from the break and Ted is going at it with Kofi in the ring. Cody comes in and Kofi tosses him across the ring. Orton comes in and Kofi takes him out. He goes back to work on Ted and tags in MVP. They hit the Ballin’ elbow and Boom Drop at the same time. MVP with a 2 count on Ted.
Henry is tagged in and he drops Ted with a headbutt. Henry misses a clothesline and Ted dropkicks his knee. Cody comes in and they double team Henry before he double clotheslines them to the mat. Henry slings Cody into the opposite corner. He tags in MVP who runs into Cody’s boots. Cody goes to work on MVP. Ted is tagged in and stops a MVP suplex. They double team MVP and Ted hits a leg sweep for a 1 count. Orton is tagged in and they keep MVP in their corner. Orton distracts the ref while Legacy tries to double team MVP. Orton with more stomps in the corner. Ted is tagged back in. He drops an elbow and kicks MVP in the head for a 2 count. Another tag to Cody this time.
Cody continues to work over MVP. MVP fights out of it but gets hit by a big dropkick. 2 count by Cody. Orton is tagged back in. He starts stomping on MVP and hits a dropkick for a 2 count. MVP fights out of the corner on all of Legacy but Orton drops him to the mat again. Orton goes for a big knee drop and MVP moves. Orton hits it this time and gets another 2 count. Orton with a headlock. They go back and forth until MVP hits a big clothesline. Kofi is almost tagged in when Orton knocks him off the apron. Ted comes in and they continue to work on MVP. MVP hits an overhead toss on Ted and tags in Mark Henry as Cody comes in. Henry takes Ted and Cody out. He nails a big splash in the corner on Cody. Henry goes for a big slam when Orton breaks it up. Orton goes for an RKO but Kofi stops it with a dropkick. Cody goes to the top and tries for a crossbody on Henry. Henry catches him in mid-air and hits the World’s Strongest Slam for the pinfall and the win.
Winners: MVP, Mark Henry and Kofi Kingston
- Before we go to commercial, Lawler plugs a segment called “RAW’s Got Talent” which will be hosted by Ozzy and Sharon when we come back.
- Back from commercial and Jerry Lawler is in the ring. Ozzy and Sharon are sitting at a table. Lawler says this is going to be Ozzy and Sharon’s “RAW’s Got Talent” show. Lawler brings out Ozzy and Sharon’s third judge, The Great Khali. Out comes Khali, in a suit, with Runjin Singh. Khali takes a seat and says something. Lawler interprets for Khali and says he has a huge crush on Kelly Osbourne. Sharon says they would love Khali as a son-in-law. Lawler introduces the first contestant, Santino Marella. Santino will be singing Ozzy’s hit “Bark at the Moon.” Santino stumbles out to the stage dressed like a bad looking rock star. Santino says he’s not singing this song because he’s not a dog. Santino says he’s going to bite the head off a bit, like Ozzy infamously did. Santino pulls out a Batman action figure and bits the head off it. Sharon calls it rubbish and Santino loses.
Lawler introduces Chris Masters next, who will be doing an art performance done to Crazy Train. Masters comes out. Crazy Train starts playing and Masters starts flexing his pecs to the music. Sharon and Ozzy seem to like it. They give him the loser sound on the buzzer. Ozzy tells him to buy a bra but Sharon says he’s gorgeous. Ranjin says Khali found it oddly mesmerizing. Lawler introduces next, Chavo Guerrero and Jillian Hall. Apparently they will be singing a duet. Jillian comes out and says she’s such a big fan. They’re going to do Close My Eyes Forever, by Ozzy and Lita Ford. Jillian starts singing and everyone, including Ozzy and Sharon hate it. Chavo isn’t much better. Ozzy says he’s going to rename the song Close My Ears Forever. Jillian says they don’t know talent, Sharon has always been jealous of Lita Ford and she’s not even an Ozzy fan. Sharon tells her to get down to the ring. Chavo and Jillian come down talking junk. Jillian starts singing Britney Spears in Sharon’s face. Sharon stands up and clubs her in the side of the head. Chavo tells Ozzy to control his wife. Ozzy says he can’t control her and tells Chavo to. Chavo says maybe he will. He gets in Sharon’s face and they talk trash. Khali stands up and decks Chavo, knocking him to the mat. The music hits and out comes Hornswoggle, dressed like Jack Osbourne. It’s Jackswoggle. He nails the tadpole splash on Chavo and celebrates with Ozzy and Sharon. Crazy Train plays again as they all celebrate in the ring.
- We see Kelly Kelly, The Bella Twins, Gail Kim and Eve Torres in the back. Cole hypes a Divas Battle Royal to determine a new #1 contender as we go to commercial.
Divas Title #1 Contender Battle Royal
Back from the break and it’s Eve, Gail Kim, Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, The Bella Twins in the ring. The bell rings and they all go at it. Kelly tries to eliminate Alicia and Gail goes at it with one of the Bellas. Gail with a neckbreaker. The other Bella saves her sister. We see Melina in the back watching on a big screen. Kelly and Gail try to dump one of the Bellas but Gail gets eliminated. Kelly and Gail look at each other confused. Jack Swagger starts walking down as Eve clotheslines Alicia.
Eve clotheslines Kelly, Alicia and the Bellas. She eliminates both Bella Twins. Alicia eliminates Eve through the ropes. Swagger looks at Eve and shakes his head. Kelly picks Alicia up on her shoulders and tries to eliminate her but she hangs on. Kelly hits her springboard elbow in the corner but Alicia dumps her over the top rope out of nowhere for the win.
Winner and New #1 Contender to the Divas Title: Alicia Fox
- We go to ringside with Cole and Lawler. They talk about Sheamus’ attack on Jamie Noble earlier and show a replay. They say Noble isn’t doing good and wish him the best. We go to more replays from the night and plug the Triple Threat main event for tonight. Back to commercial.
- Back from the break. Cole and Lawler talk about the situation on SmackDown between Rey Mysterio and Batista. We cut to a video package from SmackDown.
- Back from the break and Ozzy and Sharon are talking backstage. Chris Jericho walks in and says they have been making a mockery of RAW like every other host has and have shown him no respect. He says he has talent and he is the best in the world at what he does. Jericho says when he was growing up, Ozzy was his hero. Jericho rips on the fans and says he’s better than Ozzy. Sharon and Ozzy disagree. He says if they ever disrespect him again, that will be the ultimate sin. Jericho walks off and Ozzy asks who that joke was.
- We cut to DX backstage talking about meeting with their lawyers. The camera pans out and Hornswoggle, dressed as Jack Osbourne, is hanging on a hook on the wall. They want him to stop the gimmick infringement. HBK says if he does it again, he’s in big trouble. John Cena walks up and takes Hornswoggle off the hook. Cena says Hornswoggle is the reason they’re all fighting at Survivor Series. Hornswoggle makes some noise and walks off. Triple H says he’s not sweating Survivor Series too much because he beat Cena a few weeks ago. HBK talks about being in England next week and reminds Cena about their match last year in England. Cena says we beat each other all the time and looks over at the Bella Twins. They walk off and Cena says that didn’t come out right. HBK says DX has a mathematical probability of walking out of Survivor Series with the WWE Title. Cena reminds them they can beat up on each other in the match also. Cena says while they have 2 words for everybody, he has 4… the Champ is here. Cena does a cheesy grin and walks off stage. DX try to stretch the comedy again and we go to another break.
- Back from the break and DX is joining Cole and Lawler at ringside for commentary.
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho vs. Big Show
As DX takes a seat at ringside, the WWE Champion John Cena makes his way to the ring for tonight’s Triple Threat main event. Out next is one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho followed by his partner Big Show. As Show finishes his entrance, we go to commercial.
Back from the break and Show is working Cena over on the floor. Cena counters him and goes back in the ring against Jericho. Cena with a suplex on Jericho and a 2 count. Show trips Cena as he runs the ropes and pulls him out to the floor. Show works Cena over and tosses him into the fan barrier. Show throws him in the ring and Jericho gets a 2 count on him. Jericho and Show exchange words before beating down Cena some more. Show with a big suplex on Cena.
Cena fights back on Show and Jericho but gets knocked out of the air by Big Show. Jericho with right hands on Cena. Jericho holds Cena while Show hits him with a big chop. Show and Jericho continue to dominate Cena. Jericho with a backdrop on Cena. “Vintage DX” on commentary tonight. They launch Cena into the opposite corner and he goes down.
Show charges Cena in the corner but he moves out of the way. Cena hip tosses Jericho and hits the running bulldog. Show comes back and spears Cena. Jericho hits the Lionsault and goes for a pin but Show breaks the pin. Show and Jericho have words. Jericho shoves him and slaps him. Show tosses Jericho over the top rope and goes for a knockout punch on Cena. Cena ducks it and fights back. Show goes for a chokeslam but Cena slides out of it. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Show falls on top of him. Show climbs to the second rope for the Vader Bomb. Cena rolls out of the way. Show runs into a boot of Cena in the corner, and another. Cena knocks Show through the ropes with a shoulder. Jericho comes in and Cena hits his usual set of moves. Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Jericho and goes for an Attitude Adjustment. As he picks Jericho up, Show is on the apron and hits Cena with the knockout punch. Jericho takes advantage and gets the pinfall and the win.
Winner: Chris Jericho
After the match, Jericho locks on the Walls of Jericho while Show applies the clutch at the same time. DX rush the ring but Show takes HBK out with the knockout punch. Triple H tries to fight back but Jericho drops him with the Codebreaker. Big Show and Jericho celebrate in the ring while DX and Cena are laid out. We go to replays. RAW goes off the air with the Tag Team Champions on the ramp as DX and Cena try to recover in the ring.
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